Apostrophe Protection Society Springs Into Action

Oh, goodness' graciou's, I have seen so many use's of apostrophe's, lot's and lot's of them, ever'where. The poor thing's are being dragged into slavery doing work they were never meant to do. And, what is even worse is that they are not being used where they are needed. Yes, every one of those little darlings in the previous two sentences was enslaved inappropriately, and I did not use a single contraction, either. (I have been known to spell out to make a point.)


Here are a few examples seen in random locations in just this last week:


  • "my buddy's and I went looking at car's"
  • "we visited three country's on our tour"
  • "my cat had it's paw's worked on today"
  • "Order a cake for the grad's in your family!"
  • "she make's sure we put our chair's in with your's


Fellow word users of the world: unite! Join forces with me to stamp out incorrect uses of apostrophes.


Help teach people how to make a "y" word plural without adding an apostrophe. Those would be "buddies" and "countries" in the above examples.


Spread the word that a simple "s" on the end of a word makes it plural and does not require an apostrophe.  Those would be "cars," "paws," grads," and "chairs" in the above examples.


Some words in our treasured English language are already possessive (that is, signifying that a thing or person has possession) without the apostrophe. That would be the "its" and "yours" in the above examples.


And, finally, a present-tense-singular verb requires no apostrophe. It is competent, confident, and correct all by its naked self with an "s" on the end. That would be "makes" in the above examples.


End of crusade and rant for the moment. Oh, except to remind you that periods and commas ALWAYS - ALWAYS - ALWAYS go inside quotation marks. ALWAYS - NO EXCEPTIONS!


I'm having a blast working on all sorts of interesting projects since launching this site. Do you have a suggestion for a future blog topic? Or would you just like to sit tight and watch and see where my nit-picky mind goes next?


Write on! And let me look at it before you publish it.  :-)

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